(re: I'm stuck in traffc)

McCain called 911 to figure out why he was stuck in traffic near I-495's Wilson Bridge.

Operator: 911, state your emergency.

Joe McCain: Well, it's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?

Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic?

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