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PoliticalPsychosis — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:16:23 EDT

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

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PoliticalPsychosis — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:48:51 EDT

The Bush administration must me working to see just how low the approval rating can get prior to his long awaited exit from the Whitehouse. His lowest has been 19% but for some reason back up around 22%. It all seems to stem to the Bush Bull.

Bush started more of his "Bush Bull" with Thursday's speech to Israel's Knesset. After mentioning the president of Iran, he said: "Some seem to believe that we should negotiate with the terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have heard this foolish delusion before."

If bush is talking about his administration I would Agree as we all know even if.. oops when he has been cought on tape Bush claims he is never wrong about anything.

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